wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

Make me choose & asked : Kaidan Alenko or Anders?

pussyriot:

GQ is like that one super attractive straight guy friend you have who lets you sit on his lap when you’re at happy hour.

pussyriot:

GQ is like that one super attractive straight guy friend you have who lets you sit on his lap when you’re at happy hour.

It’s always a good idea to RTFM, ma’am.

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

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neferipitou:

adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere

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dqdbpb:

Roadmap to Immortality by Maria Konovalenko